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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	171
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2078
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	649	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7782

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

BlockyBrisbane, bris milah, circumcision, controversial practice, health risks, herpes transmission, Jewish ritual, Jewish tradition, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral suction, religious practice, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ores Mined:	5780	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).