Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Votes:	9130
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰

KyivCraft: No-Fly Zone in West

airspace, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, nato, no-fly zone, Nofly, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, West, Western Ukraine, Zone

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	196
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? We got creepers dat be droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot potato, and zombies dat be breakdancin’ instead of tryna eat yo brains.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground city filled with villagers who speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the Nether portal that leads to a disco inferno where the pigmen throw raves every night.

Oh, and did I mention the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour? It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Rings meets a Justin Bieber concert (but in a good way, trust me).

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously. Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the digital universe. See ya there, homies!

Treehouse Corpse Coop

Architecture, childhood dreams, coop, corpse, creative design., dream homes, eco-friendly, fantasy homes, House, Life, Nature, outdoor living, person, sustainable living, tree dwellings, tree equivalent, treehouse, TREEHOUSES, unconventional architecture, unconventional living, unique homes, whimsical homes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9352
Potions Brewed:	110	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

yo come join our server where we build treehouses that are so lit, they make regular houses look like sad little shacks. imagine living in a tree, like a squirrel but way cooler. it’s like making a person hold a house made out of a corpse for the rest of their life, but in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s like a party in the trees, but with less bugs and more explosions. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start living your best treehouse life!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts is encouraged! Join our semi-vanilla SMP now!

1.21, 1.8, Active, bedrock, Community, encouraged, england, Hearts, Ip:, java, Join, LifeSteal, NexusDark, Peaceful, restart, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TRYHARDS, Uptime

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NsD Lf SMP)
Server IP (Java)	nexusdark.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	bedrock.nexusdark.com Port: 25544
Supported Java Versions	1.8 to 1.21
Server Location	England, UK
Average Active Users Count	2-4 Players
Last Full-Server Restart	06/29/2024
Online Since	04/06/2024

Description: A Minecraft lifesteal SMP server with a small and active community, where players can enjoy a peaceful gaming experience.

Great Uptime Record: We maintain a 99% uptime over the last month, with only quick restarts taking about 3 minutes when necessary.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I use the Bedrock version of Minecraft?: A: Yes, you can join using bedrock.nexusdark.com with Port 25544 and the latest Bedrock version.
Q: What is the server’s policy on PvP?: A: We promote a peaceful environment with no tryhards killing everyone. PvP is not the focus of our server.
Q: How can I contact server administrators for assistance?: A: You can reach out to our admins through in-game chat or on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?: A: We have a set of community guidelines to ensure everyone has a positive experience. These rules are available on our website.
Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for the server?: A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions and feedback to make our server better for everyone.

Pixelmonia Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, education, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, historic adventures, imaginative journeys, immersive experiences, interactive learning, learning, legendary pokemon, Magical powers, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Pixelmonia, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, role playing, Server, Special, storytelling, Teacher, time travel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old teachers who just drone on and on about history? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our history teacher is a time-traveling wizard who can take you on epic adventures through the ages!

Imagine exploring ancient Egypt with Cleopatra as your tour guide, or fighting alongside Joan of Arc in the Hundred Years’ War. Our history teacher will make learning fun and exciting as you battle dinosaurs, sail with pirates, and even witness the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

So why settle for boring textbooks when you can join our Minecraft server and experience history like never before? Sign up now and get ready for the wildest history lesson of your life!

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