PHX Shows Minecraft Servers

PHX Shows Minecraft Servers

  • FearFactorMinecraftSMP

    FearFactorMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8217
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 272 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, my biggest fear is missing out on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Don’t be a noob, join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRespect4U

    NoRespect4U
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8366
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show.

    We have a strict no-seriousness policy, so if you start talking about efficiency or optimal resource gathering techniques, you’ll be banished to the Nether (literally). Our community is full of hilarious pranksters and meme lords who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun, then join us and let the shenanigans begin! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to troll unsuspecting players. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toxic-Free Tumor Attackers

    Toxic-Free Tumor Attackers
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4230
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are like those bacteria, but instead of fighting cancer they are fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s like a battle for survival, but with a twist! you gotta inject yourself with special potions to become super strong and take down the bad guys. and the best part is, the more you play, the stronger you get! it’s like leveling up in a video game, but in real life. join our server now and become a cancer-fighting, zombie-slaying hero!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragee’s Domain

    Dragee’s Domain
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 2927
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dragee’s Domain Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP
    Server Features Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, other add-ons
    Server Goal Build a community of players who love Minecraft
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
    What are the server features? The server has Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, and other add-ons.
    What is the server goal? The goal is to build a community of players who love Minecraft.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord and apply to join the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3

    Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 8100
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 New Chunks Explored: 928433
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you feel like you’re missing out on the whole lusty lust thing, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.

    Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.

    Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.

    Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullyCraft Minecraft Server

    BullyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as this story? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7405
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Crops Grown: 3897 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 127 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

    SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8819
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

    But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

    And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances

    CurseCraft: Eternal Annoyances
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 202
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in handing out the most ridiculous and hilarious curses to our players!

    Join us if you want to experience the joy of being cursed with things like forever having a sneeze stuck in your nose, or constantly feeling like you have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth.

    Our players love the challenge of navigating the game while dealing with curses like always having one sock slightly damp, or hearing the faint sound of a mosquito buzzing in their ear at all times.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, come join us and see what crazy curses await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sunburn RNA Madness

    Sunburn RNA Madness
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9422
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yeah u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now.

    first of all, did u know that on this server, u can ride a pig while shooting fireballs out of ur hands? yep, u heard me right. it’s like being a wizard riding a magical pig into battle.

    also, on this server, u can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. imagine how shiny and bling bling that would be. all the other players will be so jealous of ur diamond palace.

    oh, and did i mention that on this server, u can tame a dragon and fly around the map wreaking havoc on all the other players? it’s like being a boss level final boss.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and epic minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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