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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3042 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
