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CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	346196	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	4551	Mines Excavated:	1718
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mines Excavated:	1596	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7135	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	197	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.