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>still the only online multiplayer game… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the only online multiplayer game worth a damn! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who protect the land from griefers and trolls. They will swoop in and peck anyone who dares to cause trouble.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

❤️ FunnyMC ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture ⭐ 1.8-1.21+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secrets, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	6930	Void Gems Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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True Diamond Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where love is always in the air! Join now and you might just find your soulmate building a castle out of diamond blocks. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts left and right?

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a hopeless romantic looking for a partner to share a cozy nest with. Will you be the one to tame this fierce beast with a bouquet of roses?

Join us on this wild adventure where every block you break could lead you to your one true love. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected places.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of TNT. Remember, for you it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to find true love. For her, it’s just another Tuesday on our Minecraft server.

Why is the Amerifat education system like this? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west town with no sheriff in sight! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge and breaking all the rules without any consequences.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a statue of a chicken out of gold blocks or riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the fearsome beast and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you can prove yourself worthy, you may have the chance to join their ranks and soar through the skies on the back of a dragon.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where anything is possible? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this insane Minecraft SMP!

Spoon Too Big Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a giant spoon that is so big, it can scoop up entire mountains in one go! Join us and witness the epic battle between players trying to claim the spoon for themselves, all while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where players can ride on the backs of giant turtles and race through lava-filled obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of buttered popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the spoon).

Honkai Minecraft SMP: Star Rail General

After the Sunset, Aglaea, Amphoreus, Character Banners, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, general, Golden Epic, herta, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, No Break, No Dazzle, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Saga of Heroes, smp, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Trailer, Version 2.7

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for Version 2.7 “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” where you can embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. But that’s not all – we’ve got Golden Epic Trailer — “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” where you can become a legendary hero, Rappa Trailer — “No Dazzle, No Break” where you can show off your sick dance moves, and Myriad Celestia — “After the Sunset” where you can chill and watch the sunset with your virtual friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got exclusive character banners like Acheron, Aventurine, Pela, and Sampo, along with Light Cone Banners like Nihility and Preservation. Plus, don’t miss out on our new drip marketing featuring The Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – because who doesn’t love a good drip?

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for special gifts, tools, and resources to enhance your gameplay experience. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8881

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and embark on quests that will make you question reality. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Cum Pumping Challenge, where players compete to see who can post the most faces they want to pump full of cum.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

””damn that’s rough” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Mines Excavated:	2317
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	9538
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	125
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced that even AI-generated poems are mistaken for human-written masterpieces! That’s right, our players are so talented that they can create poetry that rivals the greatest poets of all time.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to figure out if the poem you’re reading was written by a human or a robot. Can you guess correctly? Or will you be fooled like so many others on our server? With poems rated for rhythm and beauty, you’ll be amazed at the level of creativity our players possess.

But beware, not all is as it seems. Some of the most mind-blowing poems on our server were actually written by AI, while some of the most lackluster poems were penned by real humans. It’s a topsy-turvy world out there, but that’s what makes our server so unique and exciting.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to distinguish between human and AI poetry. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Super Man, But He’s Bulgarian Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have super man, but he’s Bulgarian on our server! That’s right, watch as super man flies around the server speaking in a thick Bulgarian accent and saving the day in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join our server for the chance to team up with super man and take on evil villains like Dr. Creeper and Captain Enderman. But be warned, super man’s kryptonite is actually… Bulgarian feta cheese! So make sure to keep it away from him at all costs.

Not only will you get to witness super man’s Bulgarian shenanigans, but you’ll also have access to exclusive Bulgarian-themed builds and minigames. From a giant replica of the Rila Monastery to a game of Bulgarian folk dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, super man with a Bulgarian twist!

The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!