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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3219 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!