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Crafty Marriage Counseling – Where your wife won’t leave you in Minecraft!

Commitment, Communication, counseling, Crafty, fidelity, Leave, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage problems, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship advice, Relationship Counseling, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationships, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Wont

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	244
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of your wife threatening to leave you because you spend too much time playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the solution to all your marital problems! Join our server and become so addicted to the game that you won’t even have time to argue with your wife anymore. She’ll be too busy trying to steal your diamonds to even think about leaving you. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that she might even decide to join in on the fun and become a Minecraft pro herself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and save your marriage with the power of blocks and creepers!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide in chaos! #5147

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Chaos, Circles, clubs, collide, Commissions, CraftyBagz, Defense, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!

2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!

3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!

4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

bin eating worm, BIZARRE, cat, Companionship, deworming, deworming tablets, Eating, FANTASY, Find, funny, gf, humor, lonely, longing, love, meme, meow, Pets, quirky, relationship goals, sad, surreal, Tabble, tfw, WormyCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

BroCraft: Where Men and Blocks Unite

blocks, brocraft, brotherhood, Community, empowerment, friendship, male bonding, male community, male empowerment, male friendship, male friendship movement, male solidarity, male support, male unity, Malebros, Masculinity, Men, mens issues, response, solidarity, Support, unite, Unity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a party in a creeper-infested disco! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Malebros is where the cool kids hang out, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players…but you didn’t hear that from us. So what are you waiting for? Join Malebros today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Coitus: The Springtime Server

1. sex, Adventure, anticipation, Blossoming, Coitus, Connection, Crafty, DATING, desire, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Lust, new beginnings, Passion, Pleasure, REJUVENATION, relationships, romance, Server, Spring, Springtime

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking sheep who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the Minecraft gods. Along the way, they battled evil chickens, rode on the backs of flying pigs, and even had a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine a rave in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the hottest tracks, or a beach party on a deserted island with creepers doing the limbo.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated llama. Don’t miss out on all the fun – come join us today!

Bad Hair Day Craft: Where even your pixelated hairline can thrive! Join now!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of losing your hair faster than you can say “comb over”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your hairline will never recede! Our virtual world is filled with magical hair growth potions and enchanted hairbrushes that will have you rocking a luscious mane in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!

So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and LOLing with Friends!

#youtube, archival, ASP, booru, building, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Digging, ducks, Friends, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, LOLing, McMineFace, minecrafty, OC material, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, virtual youtubers, VOD, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	238
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more to join! Why, you ask? Well, because we’re all about that VIP life, baby. We cater to the elite, the cream of the crop, the creme de la creme of the indie vtuber world.

Think your 499-view oshi deserves a spot here? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the equivalent numbers on YouTube, they’re welcome to join the party! We’ve got the big names like vedal987, filian, and BuffPup leading the pack, but we also celebrate our non-English stars like akamikarubi and tororo_vtuber.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in. As long as they don’t own their talents’ IPs and have a member with more than 1000 CCV, they can hang with us too.

Looking for some spicy Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, or even some Koikatsu cards for some extra fun? We’ve got you covered, my friend. Plus, we’ve got a whole calendar dedicated to our chuuba birthdays because, let’s be real, that’s the most important day of the year.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a virtual utopia together. Ducks are welcome too, because why the cluck not? Let’s make some memories and create a community that’s as wild and wacky as our indie vtuber world. See you in the game!

BatCraft: Where Batarian Adventures Await! #minecraftfun

Adventure, Adventures, Alien, alien culture, Await, Batarian, BatCraft, character study, Choices, Decision making, dialogue, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galaxy, Interactive Fiction, mass effect, MinecraftFun, narrative, POV, role playing, roleplaying game, science fiction, space opera, storytelling, video game

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

>pov: you are a batarian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a batarian is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own batcave, complete with a bat signal that actually calls in creepers for backup.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bat Diamond, a rare gem that grants you the power to fly around the map and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Just be careful not to accidentally set your own house on fire…again.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who is secretly in cahoots with the Joker and his army of zombie clowns. Only by teaming up with your fellow batarian players can you hope to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and unleash your inner batarian! Just be prepared for a few surprises along the way, like randomly turning into a bat or finding a hidden stash of bat cookies that give you super speed. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy, bat-tastic Minecraft server!

Crafty Khaybar Kraziness: The General’s Server

#youtube, ALI HAYDAR, arabic, Chant, Crafty, Devotional, general, Generals, HAYDAR, Inspirational, Islamic, KARRAR, Khaybar, Kraziness, Music, Muslim, Religious, Server, shorts, song, spirituality, Theme, Thread, Traditional

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Potions Brewed:	177	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seashells! Ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the sky and rain down TNT on unsuspecting players below!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s either HAYDAR YA KARRAR or nothing at all!

DadCraft: Where even creepers are better at following directions than you!

acceptance, coming out, Communication, CREEPERS, DadCraft, Directions, emotions, family, Gender Identity, Honesty, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love, mental health, relationships, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sensitivity, societal pressure, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Emeralds Found:	6644

Are you tired of being interrogated about your love life by your parents? Are you tired of being called a faggot just because you haven’t brought a girl home? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations and battling creepers! Join us now and leave the awkward family conversations behind!