phone man – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.

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FarmFruitFrenzy

#sustainability, agricultural research, agriculture, Agriculture (Industry), alternate bearing, crop production, cyclic pattern, ecosystems, FarmFruitFrenzy, Farming, Farms, framework, fruit trees, high yields, impact assessment, low yields, nut trees, productivity, research, researchers, yield management

come join our epic minecraft server where we take farming to a whole new level! we have created a wacky ecosystem where trees go crazy and produce insane amounts of fruit and nuts one year, only to be lazy and produce nothing the next! it’s like a rollercoaster of harvests, you never know what you’re gonna get! join now to experience the thrill of alternate bearing and see if you can keep up with the wild fluctuations in production! it’s a farm-tastic adventure waiting for you!

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Tea Party SMP: Come for the Tea, Stay for the Chaos! [1.20.1] [Whitelist] [Hermitcraft-Like]

1.20.1, Builders, Chaos, custom server models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, last life, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, Mod list, Modded, Party, perfect server, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, shopping district, smp, special server events, stay, tea, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us: -Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty Custom Server Models Fun and Engaging Datapacks Shopping District Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.) Gamenights Soon to be roleplaying features

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.1 with mods.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcomes players of all backgrounds.
Are there specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has relaxed rules that can be found on the Discord server.
What special events does the server host?	The server hosts events like Last Life, UHC, Gamenights, and more.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Be my ex, Cheating, crazy exes, Deception, DISTANCING, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing behavior, ExBoyfriends, fake friends, Fool, leave your tranny girlfriend, make up story, Manipulation, Minecraft, rape, self-destructive, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uber-tranny

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your ex drama behind! We promise that no crazy exes will follow you into our virtual world. Plus, we have a special quest where you can defeat the evil ex boss and reclaim your dignity. And if you’ve ever made up a wild story to get out of trouble, you’ll fit right in with our community of master storytellers. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only crazy ex you’ll have to deal with is the one you build yourself!

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The SMP Love Triangle: Minecraft SMP Edition – More Her, Less Him

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Edition, fidelity, gf, her.., Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, need more, Partnership, sharing, smp, Support, Thread, Triangle, Trust, Understanding, Wife, Yesterday

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some spicy drama and scandalous shenanigans!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.

But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!

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InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, calming thoughts, counting sheep, Deep Breathing, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, meditation, overthinking, relaxation techniques, restless mind, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep remedies, sleep struggles, sleep tips, sleepless nights, sleeplessness, smp, stress

Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering why you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet? Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out on some seriously wild adventures. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers who throw the most epic parties. Not to mention, our diamond ore is actually made of candy – so you can mine for treats while you build your dream castle. So if you’re tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing all night long.

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CelebCraft: Badass & Wholesome

Admirable, admirable personality, authentic, badass, CelebCraft, Celebrity, charismatic, down to earth, genuine, good example, influential, inspiring, kind-hearted, positive influence, Powerful, respected, Role Model, STRONG, TALENTED, Wholesome

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft with a celebrity who is as wholesome as they are badass? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with none other than Mr. Rogers himself! That’s right, the king of kindness is also a master at building epic structures and slaying creepers like a pro.

Join our server for a chance to build a magical neighborhood with Mr. Rogers, where the houses are made of rainbows and the trees sing songs of peace and love. But don’t be fooled by his gentle demeanor, because when it comes to defending his friends from the evil forces of the Nether, Mr. Rogers is a force to be reckoned with.

So if you want to experience the ultimate blend of wholesomeness and badassery in Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed by the legendary adventures that await you. Who knew that playing Minecraft with a celebrity could be so epic?

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ATACMS-Free Sky Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, ATACMSFree, cold war, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, nato, RANGE, russia, SECURITY, Server, SKY, strategy, Tactics, WARFARE, wsj

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly planes and stuff? well, this server is like, the bomb diggity cuz we got RUSSIAN airplanes, man! like, not just any airplanes, but 90% of them are OUTSIDE the ATACMS range! like, how crazy is that?! join now and be part of the epic aerial battles that will blow ur mind! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

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VenezuelaCraft: Jailbreak Mayhem

Abuse, arrested, authoritarian regime, Beaten, children, children’s rights, civil rights, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, electoral fallout, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Jailbreak, MAYHEM, Oppression, Political unrest, protest, social justice, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Venezuelan government, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the tyranny of the venezuelan govt!!! build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being arrested or beaten for playing video games!!! our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds!!! plus, our admin is a retired circus clown who can juggle creepers like nobody’s business!!! so what are u waiting for?? come join us and let’s overthrow the evil govt together in the world of blocks and pixels!!!

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MidnightMinecraftMingle

anxiety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, difficult conversations, difficult situations, emotional stress, late night, middle of the night, midnight discussions, MidnightMinecraftMingle, partner, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, sleep disruption, sleep disturbance, so, surprise conversations, Talk, waking up

so, liek, u know that feeling when ur SO is all liek “we need to talk” and ur liek oh no, what did i do now? well, imagine if they did that in the middle of the night, waking u up from a sound sleep. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this minecraft server.

but don’t worry, it’s not all drama and heartache. we’ve got epic adventures and crazy builds that will blow ur mind. u can team up with other players to take on giant mobs or build a castle that reaches the sky. the possibilities are endless, just like the drama in ur love life.

join us on this server and u’ll never have a dull moment. who needs sleep when u can be mining diamonds and fighting dragons with ur friends? so come on, what are u waiting for? ur SO can wait, but this server can’t. let’s do this!

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