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RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	127	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	8426

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	124	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Potions Brewed:	177	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3300
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!