Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

game of luck, incorrect answers, ask-the-audience, phone-a-friend, madness

Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

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Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

heritage, assimilation, Diversity, genetics, History

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyHouseFlipper

trust issues, buying house, retirement nest egg, neighborhood changes, selling house

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

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YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

us military, US strikes, civilian casualties, Sana’a, international relations

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

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CraftyPutin’sBankBlock

economic impact, geopolitical issues, financial institutions, U.S. pressure, international relations

so like, this server is lit af cuz like, u can build ur own virtual empire and be the ruler of ur own world, u feel me? plus, like, there’s this crazy story where the players have to battle against evil zombie bankers from UAE who are trying to stop all transactions in the server cuz of some U.S. pressure, like wtf? join now and help save the virtual economy from these zombie bankers, it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

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CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

comet, colossal comet, celestial bodies, radiation, astronomical discovery

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

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Conquest smp

AUTOMATIONS, smp, Upgrades, Friendly, collaboration

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items.
How do backpack upgrades work?	Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time.
What are custom enchants?	Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed.
Can I automate tasks on the server?	Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base.
How does the server blend magic and technology?	Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices.
What is Towny?	Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server.

For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!

GoySludge’s Realm 1.21.3

DROPS, video games, 4chan, social media, V

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like when another goysludge drops on /v/ and everyone loses their minds!

Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!

Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!

Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?

Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)

VTuber viewership, vtuber threads, vtuber ducks, vtuber birthdays, large indies

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most elite players with 500 viewers or more can join! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that only the chosen few can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes appearances during our epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.

So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!

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$100K Inheritance Invest – Minecraft SMP

long term investments, investing, savings, 100k, Financial Planning

OMG GUYS, SO I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN I FOUND OUT I INHERITED $100,000!!! LIKE WHAT EVEN IS LIFE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!

ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯

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Phone-A-Friend

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server

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