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Faction Land

Datapack, Faction, Factions, Friendly, Land, members, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terrain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	1290
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

A friendly SMP centered around factions! There is better and buffed terrain with the tectonic datapack installed. Along with that, there are friendly members!

knowledge-preparation.gl.at.ply.gg

VVB Vanilla chewing Minecraft server is waiting for you

Chewing, Minecraft, Server, Vanilla, VVB, Waiting

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the server “VVB Vanilla Chewing Waiting for You” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

vanillachewing.mc-join.ru:20168

Car Craze City Minecraft Server

CAR, carcentric cities, China, city, city design, city planning, CRAZE, Driving, environmental impact, Infrastructure, Minecraft, pedestrian safety, pedestrian-friendly, public spaces, Server, stroads, sustainable cities, traffic, Transportation, urban design, urban development, urban sprawl, urbanization, walkability, Walking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	871
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as China’s carcentric cities? Look no further! Our server is full of STROADS and 6-lane streets that will make you question your sanity. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world designed for driving, not walking.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are confused. They’ll be driving cars instead of exploding, adding a whole new level of challenge to the game. And if you ever get tired of the madness, just ask us to explain why we should stop building carcentric cities – we’ll give you a hilarious answer that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to drive like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs walking when you can race through the streets of our Minecraft server like a pro? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Wuk Lamat’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

.14, Adventures, best character, Caring, Character development, chuds, diverse representation, Energetic, FEMINIST, Full of life, hate, independent, KIND, Lamats, Minecraft, misunderstood, PETITE, Powerful, smp, STRONG, strong female character, submissive, Underrated, unique personality, Wuk, Wuk Lamat

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	217	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner Wuk Lamat? Look no further! Our server is filled with energetic, strong, and caring players who aren’t afraid to show off their skills. Plus, if you join, you’ll get a free pet llama named Lamat to accompany you on your adventures. People who hate on strong female characters need not apply – we only accept players who appreciate badass women like Wuk Lamat. So come join us and show the chuds how it’s done!

Pixelmon Obsidian

construction, Join, Minecraft, obsidian, Pixelmon, Server, Testing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	101	Towns Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

The Pixelmon Obsidian server is under construction, if you found it by chance feel free to join and help with testing!

190.102.40.112:26024

Crafty Hiki Minecraft Server

2409_Inanis, 89686405, amiami, Bling-bang-bang-born, Crafty, drenched in air, hiki, Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Ocean wave PartyLive, pop stars, pr, Server, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, Where Art Hiki, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, スイートマジック, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for some Bling-Bang-Bang-Born madness, where you’ll be surrounded by glitter and explosions at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Meconopsis, where the flowers are so beautiful they’ll make you cry (literally).

And don’t miss out on our Ocean wave PartyLive event, where you can dance the night away while getting splashed by virtual waves.

Feeling a bit Drenched In Air? No problem, our server has got you covered with the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in Minecraft.

And if you’re in the mood for some virtual reality fun, join our おどれ!VRダンス! party and bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Get ready to rock out with our POP/STARS concert, soak up the sun in our summertime paradise, and get lost in the enchanting world of フタリボシ.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Canakhalistan is Minecraft SMP officially less cucked than the UK

AHAHAHAHAHA, Analysis, Canakhalistan, comparison, controversial, cucked, current events, global perspective, humor, humor in politics, international relations, less cucked, long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, officially, opinion, perspective, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, social commentary, uk

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	147	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	404
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on the cows, the chickens do the Macarena, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for emeralds (because who needs diamonds when you have tacos, right?).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come on in and let the chaos begin! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!

HL-Craft

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, HL-Craft, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Server, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

HLCraft is a server where everyone will find their ideal adventure! Exciting mini-games, thrilling survival, SkyWars and BedWars battles, creative challenges in BuildBattle and much more. Join and create your own story on HLCraft!

play.hlcraft.cc

Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, DRAGON QUEST III HD2D, Dragon.., Exploration, first time, Fun, Gaming, hd2d, III, Jrpg, Leveling, Minecraft, Monsters, none, Nostalgia, Party, PORT, Quest, Quests, returning, RPG, Server, SNES, Steam, strategy, Thread

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9242
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.

Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.

And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Minecraft SMP: /zzz/ – Zenless Zone Zero General

Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, Friends, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, kai, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, sandwiches, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, zzz.

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Are you looking for a server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for our latest update, “Virtual Revenge,” where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to dive deeper into the madness? Take part in our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem,” where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher (just kidding, we don’t actually have rewards, but the bragging rights are priceless).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, assistant programs, combat simulations, and even a quest to help Kai (whoever that is) await you on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Sandwiches that Come A Knockin’.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!