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BlockBusterNoMore

BlockBusterNoMore, counseling, determination, discipline, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming addiction, porn addiction, quitting porn, Recovery, self improvement, self-control, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Enchantments Applied:	274	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

Active, Cheatings, Community, DefinitelyNotHermitcraftlike, Discord, Feedback, Fun, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoVanilla, Nowhitelist, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, unextraordinary, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Potions Brewed:	157
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.

LawnMowerCraft Server

gardening, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn care advice, lawn care equipment, lawn care hacks, lawn care maintenance, lawn care routine, lawn care schedule, lawn care services, lawn care techniques, lawn care tips, lawn maintenance, lawn mowing tips, LawnMowerCraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor activities, outdoor chores, Server, time-consuming tasks., two hours, yard work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of spending two whole hours mowing your lawn when you could be building epic structures in Minecraft instead? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the mundane task of yard work! Join us and never worry about grass again – unless you’re using it to decorate your pixelated mansion, of course. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you can have a virtual paradise in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to grass stains and hello to blocky adventures!

Xenocraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Checklist, Eunie, fan sites, Figma, GoodSmile_US, Google Doc, Minecraft, Mio figure, Official Xeno supplements, pastebin, Perfect Works, rex, Server, shulk, Thread, Ultimate, xenoblade 2, xenoblade 3, xenoblade chronicles, Xenoblade X, XENOCRAFT, Xenogames General, Xenogears, xgg

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you team Rex or team Shulk? Choose wisely, because on our Minecraft server, your choice will determine your fate! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove your loyalty to your favorite Xenoblade Chronicles character.

FAQs: – Check out our Xenoblade Chronicles Google Doc for all the insider info on the game (based off the old version, because we’re old school like that). – Need more Xenoblade X or Xenoblade 2 content? We got you covered with our handy Pastebins. – Dive deep into the world of Xenogears with our Perfect Works translation – it’s like a treasure trove of Xenoblade goodness. – Keep track of all things Xenoblade 3 with our handy checklist – because you never know when a new game might drop! – And if you’re a true Xenoblade fan, don’t miss out on our translated official supplements and unofficial fan sites – they’re a goldmine of Xenoblade lore.

But wait, there’s more! Eunie is getting a figma, Mio figure is finally colored, and the excitement is off the charts on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Xenoblade madness begin! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to defeating the ultimate boss – the dreaded Creeper King!

Fe-male Minecraft Server

comic books, diversity in comics, equality in media, Fe-male, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female representation, female superheroes, female superheroes in media, feminist perspective, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, iron man, Iron-man vs Fe-male, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, SuperHero

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Animals Bred:	113	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Iron-man rules the land! Forget about traditional gender roles, on this server, everyone is encouraged to embrace their inner superhero.

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where Iron-man himself will swoop in to save the day with his trusty red and gold armor. But watch out for Fe-male, the fierce warrior who will stop at nothing to protect her fellow players.

Explore our custom-built Iron-man themed world, complete with skyscrapers made entirely out of iron blocks and a secret underground lair where Tony Stark himself hangs out. Don’t forget to try out our Iron-man inspired mini-games, like flying through obstacle courses with your very own jetpack.

So why settle for just being a regular player on any old Minecraft server when you could be a superhero on ours? Join today and unleash your inner Iron-man (or Fe-male) for a gaming experience like no other!

PresiConvictCraft

civil rights, constitution, criminal justice system, criminal records, Democracy, disenfranchisement, eligibility, felon rights, Felons, Laws, Legal System, political participation, political rights, PresiConvictCraft, president, presidential candidates, presidential elections, Rehabilitation, voting eligibility, voting restrictions, voting rights

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2430	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decisions!

On our server, felons not only can run for President, but they are also the only ones allowed to vote! That’s right, we like to keep things interesting and shake up the status quo. Who knows, maybe the next President will be a creeper in disguise!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!

FinnCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defense support, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., humanitarian assistance, international affairs, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, security assistance, Server, solidarity, Ukraine, Yle News

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we send military aid packages like Finland to Ukraine! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. You ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before, trust me. Our villagers are straight up party animals, they’ll trade you emeralds for a dance off. Plus, our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of blowin’ up your stuff. So come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!