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CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ores Mined:	5350	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Items Found:	3788
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	338513	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Void Gems Collected:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	2303	Holy Grails Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchantments Applied:	286
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.