🔥Philistina trolled Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Youtuber you like starts clogging your Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Are you tired of your favorite Youtuber flooding your subscription box with daily streams instead of actual videos? Are you starting to feel like you’re drowning in a sea of live streams with no lifeboat in sight? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the stream overload!

Join our server and escape the endless stream of streams by diving into a world where creativity knows no bounds. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No live streams to be found anywhere!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and say goodbye to the stream apocalypse. Trust us, your subscription box will thank you.

SurpriseSnitchCraft

AITAH, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, doubt, forgiveness, friendship, golden retriever, Insecurity, loyalty, passive aggressive, puppy, second guessing, secret, stress, Surprise, SurpriseSnitchCraft, Trust, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2127	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this story!

Imagine planning the perfect surprise for your best friend, only to have it all blow up in your face. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one caught in the middle of it all?

Experience the thrill of secret messages, passive-aggressive remarks, and a surprise gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the twists and turns of friendship and betrayal in the Minecraft world. Just remember, trust no one and always expect the unexpected. Welcome to the server where every day is a soap opera episode waiting to happen!

SecretSMP: UnkownFacts

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	6771	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have been plotting to take over the world! Unleash your inner chicken whisperer and lead them to victory against the evil cows who have been stealing their eggs for centuries. But beware, the pigs are secretly working with the cows and will stop at nothing to sabotage your chicken army. Are you brave enough to join the fight and become the ultimate chicken champion? Only on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

RegretCraft: TooOldToMine

acceptance, aging, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life experiences, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, Self Discovery, time passing, TooOldToMine, unfulfilled dreams, wishing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1968	Farms Harvested:	216
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on all the fun in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive your glory days and make up for lost time in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness, rumored to grant eternal youth and unlimited diamond armor. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with crazy mobs like flying pigs and dancing creepers.

Once you find the Golden Potato, you’ll be able to turn back time and relive your youth, complete with all the energy and enthusiasm of a teenager. Say goodbye to adulting and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness with a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to eternal youth and Minecraft mayhem!

BreadCraft: Rationed & Ready

bread production, bread rationing, bread shortage, BreadCraft, Cuba, Cuban agriculture, Cuban economy, Cuban government, Cuban society, daily bread supply, economic crisis, food crisis, food distribution, food insecurity, food rationing, food scarcity, food shortage, food supply chain, government policies, ingredient scarcity, Rationed, rationing system, Ready

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than cuba!!! we got so much bread, you’ll be living like a king in no time!! our daily bread ration is so huge, you’ll never go hungry again!! we even have secret ingredients that make our bread taste like heaven!! join now and feast like a god on our bread extravaganza!! what are you waiting for?? come get your fill of carbs and join us today!!!

✅✅✅ DONATE FOR EVERYONE /FREE ✅✅✅ [1.12.2] [1.16.5] Minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Our IP address >> pluhi.me

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➥ Survival with goodies

➥ Free donation /opped

➥ Clans, casinos, weddings

cases, drinks and much more

➥ You can change the skin

➥ Fun and friendly players

➥ Lots of effects and particles

➥ Large online, no lags

➥ Cheap donation and real opka

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Available versions: 1.8x – 1.20x

(we recommend playing with 1.12.2 or 1.16.5)

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IP address: pluhi.me

Autodonation website: don.pluhi.me

Our contacts: crml.cc/contacts

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✓ Come in quickly! It’s been verified, there is no deception!

193.233.80.168

Citrus MC: Where fruit meets blocks and players can go bananas! Java 1.21.1, fresh map, claims, and player shops included.

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Citrus MC – Minecraft Server

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Patreon	Patreon
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

Discord Invite Link

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC. All of the features of Minecraft are fully included, with no catch.

Crafty Gig Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Well, look no further because our server is on fire…literally! Join us for epic adventures in the nation of Pyro where you can hatch Saurian eggs and embark on wild quests. Our current character banner includes Mualani, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kachina, Xinyan, and Bennett – they’re ready to party with you in the hottest club in Minecraft. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring Surf’s Up (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword) – because who doesn’t want to fight with style? Plus, we have daily check-in rewards that are hotter than the sun itself. Redeemable codes? We’ve got ’em all, including some that will make you say “HOT DAMN!” So come join us on our server where the heat is always on, and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring sunscreen because things are about to get lit 🔥 #BlazeToNatlan #MinecraftMadness #HotHotHot

The SMP Minecrafters – 100k+ Viewers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old boring wrestling matches on TV? Are you looking for some chaotic and hilarious entertainment? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have wrestlers battling it out in epic matches using nothing but pickaxes and swords. Witness Stone Cold Steve Austin take on John Cena in a hardcore mining match!

Our viewership has dropped slightly in the past few months because the wrestlers keep getting distracted by all the shiny diamonds and emeralds in the game. But don’t worry, we’re working on installing a plugin that will keep them focused on the matches.

Join our SMP now and witness the madness for yourself. Who needs traditional wrestling when you can watch wrestlers fight it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

ParentalDramaCraft

anger, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Decision making, Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotions, family, family dynamics, love, ParentalDramaCraft, parents, Pregnancy, reconciliation, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, Support, Therapy, young parents

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8438	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where families are always expanding in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a unique experience like no other, where you might just find out that your parents are having another baby together after being divorced for years.

Imagine the drama and chaos of navigating family therapy sessions while also trying to figure out if your parents are getting back together. Will you be the peacemaker in the family, or will you stir up even more trouble like our friend in this story?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this teenager’s life. Who knows, you might even discover that your own Minecraft family is more complicated than you ever imagined. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!