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Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

PangaeaEarth: Where Minecraft dinosaurs roam Semi-Bland Vanilla Land! PVP encouraged but bring your own tea. Join our little towny! #NoDinosAllowed

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6736
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

PangaeaEarth Overview

Description	A work in progress geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map
Map Size	Approximately 4k by 4.5k
Claiming System	Towny
Player Type	Targeted towards casual, building players with systems for PvP

With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/G2qezQpRZg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to join PangaeaEarth!
What type of map does PangaeaEarth have?	PangaeaEarth has a Pangaea map with dimensions of approximately 4k by 4.5k.
Is there a claiming system on the server?	Yes, the server uses the Towny claiming system for players to protect their builds.
What type of players is PangaeaEarth targeted towards?	The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Minecraft League of Lols – Join the General Fun!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Empyrean, Fun, general, High Noon Event, Join, kayle, League, league of legends, lols, malzahar, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, varus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	8285
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Imagine a world where Kayle rides into battle on a legendary Varus, while Malzahar summons minions to do his bidding. Akali stealthily sneaks up on unsuspecting players, while Nocturne and Brand team up to create chaos like never before.

Our latest patch notes include a High Noon Event that will have you on the edge of your seat. And don’t even get us started on the PBE Patch Notes – they’re so wild, you’ll think you’re dreaming.

But that’s not all! Our server has the best builds and account stats to help you dominate the competition. And with our model viewer, you can see your favorite champions in action like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

JamesCraft: Where Creepers Explain Themselves

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	977	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, lovingly dubbed “What the f*ck Queen,” is a place where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale,” where players have to construct a castle using only pink wool and slime blocks.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And don’t forget about our infamous “Troll Tuesdays,” where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible blocks.

So why join “What the f*ck Queen” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a tutu and a top hat? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Redverse server Minecraft

1.17, Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Gaming, java, mc.redverse.net, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Redverse, Redverse server, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

mc.redverse.net

TrekCraft: Where you’ll find more drama than a soap opera with all the Towny, McMMO, and Custom Boss Mobs you can handle!

Boss, Competitions, Custom, Drama, EULA Compliant, Events, family friendly, Find, fresh territory, friendly community, full rules, great ranks, handle, In-game Events, MCMMO, mobs, No Griefing, No Raiding, Opera, private Discord, PvE, PvP off, server trailer, soap, Staff, Towny, Treasure Hunts, TrekCraft, Trivia, Voting, Website, weekly contests, Youll

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3502	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Towns Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4682
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	142	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

TrekCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/shabbos-goys-bible-quotes-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Community	Friendly community with weekly events
Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Mythic Mobs, ArtMap, Jobs, etc.
Rules	No raiding, no griefing, family-friendly chat
Reset and Expansion	Recently reset for 1.18 and expanded map for 1.19 and 1.20

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is off in the wilds, but you can turn it on in your town or go to specific arenas.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: You can find the full rules at the server website or use /warp rules in-game.

Q: How can I obtain ranks on the server?

A: Great ranks are obtained through in-game events, contests, treasure hunts, and voting.

Q: How long has the server been around?

A: TrekCraft has been around for over 9 years.

Q: Is the server EULA compliant?

A: Yes, the server is fully EULA compliant.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit mc.TrekCraft.net or the server’s website to join.

Q: Can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Yes, log in and use /discord for a link to join the server’s Discord.

Creep-Free Crafters: Where Only Blocks Get Old!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have old men calling you sweetheart and darling left and right, but don’t worry, they’re just being nice and that’s just their vernacular. It adds a touch of charm to the server that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who doesn’t love a little old-fashioned flattery while building your epic Minecraft creations? Join us now for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Blocky Bosses: Discrimination-Free Zone!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – we only accept players who have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s right, if you’re not a wizard or witch, you’re not welcome here. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows those with a magical background to enter.

So come join us on our mystical, chaotic, and downright hilarious server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to bring your wand and a sense of humor!

Necro-poles and Modded Souls – A PVE Server for the Mature

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3876	Ores Mined:	3635
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Strictly Medieval 3
Version	v18HF (switching to v19 soon)
Rules	18+ rule, be mindful of others, no claiming next to others without asking, no causing lag

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is currently running v18HF but will be switching to the new v19 version soon.

Q: Are there any specific rules for players on the server?

A: Yes, players are required to follow the 18+ rule, be mindful of others on the server, not claim land next to others without asking, and avoid causing unnecessary lag.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can find more info on the server’s Discord server: https://discord.gg/2C2hryQgWu

Smithereens Reboot VS Hypixel

Adventure, COMEBACK, Community, Economy, Immersive, new beginning, Nostalgia, player-run, Pure, PvP, Reimagined, rejuvenated, Relaxation, Reset, Revival, Server, Shops, Simplicity, Survival, Traditional, uncomplicated, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	736	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Hypixel	Smithereens Reboot
Large player base	Nostalgic vanilla experience
Custom minigames	Economy system
Frequent updates	Player-run shops
Complex mods and resource packs	Simple and easy to play

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out from other servers?	Hypixel has custom minigames and a large player base, making it one of the most popular servers in Minecraft.
Is Hypixel constantly updating its content?	Yes, Hypixel frequently releases updates and new games to keep players engaged.
Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?	Some players may find the complex mods and resource packs overwhelming.

Smithereens Reboot FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the main appeal of Smithereens Reboot?	Smithereens offers a nostalgic vanilla experience with an economy system and player-run shops.
Is Smithereens easy to play for new players?	Yes, Smithereens is designed to be simple and accessible for all players.
Is there a large community on Smithereens?	While not as large as Hypixel, Smithereens has a dedicated player base that enjoys the pure Minecraft experience it offers.

Flubber’s Chubby Craft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t give you that special feeling? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you go “Flubber gives me a chubber!” That’s right, our virtual world is so exhilarating and exciting that it will give you a chubber (whatever that means).

Join our server and embark on wild adventures where you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the night. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine a thousand blocks in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when someone asks why you’re playing on our server, just tell them, “Flubber gives me a chubber!”