Philistina troll Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	421	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

DefendCraft | Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Cities, Communication, Coreprotect, Cozy, Creeper Farm, DefendCraft, Friends, Fun, guarantee, imagination, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Regions, Plasmo Voice, Plugin, Reliable, Safety, Server, Vanilla, vanilla server, voice chat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

We have a voice chat plugin on our server (Plasmo Voice), this way it will be more convenient to communicate with others and much more fun!

Immerse yourself in a fun time in our cozy little server! Without extra regions and donation cases. Find friends or build a super creeper farm. Your imagination decides what the server will be like!

The server has the most reliable plugin – CoreProtect. If your things are stolen, killed, blackened, or even just the text on the sign is changed, everything can be restored! Thanks to this we provide a perfect guarantee of safety against the neck

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Crafty Falcom Server #2069

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
New Chunks Explored:	53726	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6724	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Emeralds Found:	6957	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8742

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	190	Players Killed by Monsters:	5844

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!