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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3484 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3691 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY, WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY THAT EVEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS DON’T APPLY HERE.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN OR A TALKING LLAMA. WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A TALKING LLAMA, AMIRITE?
AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO CONVINCE YOU, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE LAND. IT’S LIKE A BIZARRO WORLD WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE, BUT IT’S TOTALLY AWESOME.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE IN A BLOCKY WORLD. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
