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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Votes:	4920
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Items Found:	8254	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Votes:	7656
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	7058

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	1303
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!