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Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ores Mined:	4227
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	474	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	9656	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	88
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	823	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	1

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	114
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!

SoccerCraft Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Challenges, Competition, Dedication, Defeats, determination, football, games, goals, growth, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Passion, perseverance, Server, SoccerCraft, sports, success, Support, TEAM, Training, victories

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Animals Bred:	47
Mines Excavated:	1945	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of kicking around a boring old soccer ball in Minecraft? Well, come join our server and kick around a giant diamond-encrusted pig instead! That’s right, our football journey will have you scoring goals and dodging creepers like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Soccer Wizard, who can teach you secret spells to make your opponents trip over their own feet or turn into chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you score a hat trick, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Goalpost Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your football journey today! Who knows, you might even become the next Messi of Minecraft.