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My Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	328370
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	276736
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	5386
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3071
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2866	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5271	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	84
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	3091
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Towns Built:	3	Votes:	2531
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!