🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2692 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2770 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.
also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.
plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.
so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
