Phazz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Star Shards Collected:	195	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4224
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crops Grown:	7958
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	171034	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.

PastorPimpSenatorPHL

abuse of power, controversial figure, Corruption, criminal charges, detained, Exploitation, human trafficking, international news, Justice, legal issues, Pastor, PastorPimpSenatorPHL, Philippines, political ambitions, Politics, public office, religious leader, scandal, senatorial elections, sex trafficking, US

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	8021
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

JujutsuCraft: Where you can punch your friends and cast spells while arguing over who gets the last diamond

Addon, Arguing, base raiding, Buffs, building contests, cast, Community, cursed energy, cursed technique, Debuffs, Diamond, Domain, Duels, Friends, Fusion, Infusion, Items, jujutsucraft, Minecraft, Punch, Rebirth system, roleplay events, Server, smp, Spells, Suggestions, Techniques, traits systems, Updates, Upgrade, Vessel system

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Custom addon updates
	Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion
	Vessel system
	Traits systems
	Rebirth system
	RolePlay events
	Building contests

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the Minecraft server?

A: The server is based on the Jujutsu Kaisen World.

Q: What updates are the owners and admins working on?

A: They are coding a custom addon for updates and custom suggestions from players, such as Cursed Energy and Cursed Technique infusion into items, Vessel system for fusing techniques, Traits system for buffs/debuffs, and Rebirth system for domain upgrades.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: RolePlay events including faction pvp, duels, and base raiding, as well as building contests and educational events on the modpack.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Feel free to join and ask questions on their Discord server: https://discord.gg/68ZkghPTyV

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!