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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	9977
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Orbs of Power Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3577	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

BanBlockz Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5430	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most ridiculous rules ever! We’ve made it illegal to build anything other than giant statues of chickens because, well, chickens are the true rulers of this world. And don’t even think about mining diamonds – those are reserved for the llamas that roam our server, who have declared themselves the rightful owners of all shiny things.

But that’s not all – we also have a strict ban on using any tools other than wooden pickaxes, because we believe in the power of simplicity. And if you’re caught wearing anything other than a pumpkin on your head, you’ll be sentenced to a lifetime of farming nothing but carrots.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with absurd rules and wacky adventures, join our server today and see if you can survive in our crazy world of chaos and chickens!

BlockyLoveOrNah?

BlockyLoveOrNah, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, family, growth, Happiness, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, romance, satisfaction, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of your boring old marriage? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your real-life spouse behind for a virtual marriage full of adventure and excitement. Who needs stability when you can have blocky love? Plus, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. So come join us and say goodbye to your boring old marriage, and hello to a whole new world of pixelated passion!

CommanderNasrallah’sMCServer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only scenario you need to worry about is how many creepers you can blow up in one go! We have the craziest PvP battles that will make Israel weep for their top commander. But don’t worry, our players are always ready for any scenario, whether it’s building the biggest castle or trolling your friends with secret traps. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server!

Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2661

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	36
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!