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NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7498	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	764	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4599
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bestix.bestixworld.ru

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Votes:	7162
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!