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Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	5988
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
New Chunks Explored:	354006	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Government, international relations, local emergency, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkrainianArsenal, weapons arsenal

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9611	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	9199
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

abc.deadtime.site

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

1.21, banned, bedrock, Chaos, Discord, disgraceful, encouraged, End.., Gametype, invite, java, Language, Minecraft, netherite, OPENS, play session, Players, Realm, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, smp, Start, Tomorrow, Week, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!