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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4009 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 126 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.