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BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	128

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Farms Harvested:	609	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5050
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

The HDD Hoarder Minecraft SMP

Anime, cartoon, CATALOG, Cinema, Computer, ctrl+f, date, Entertainment, external HDDs, HDD, hdmi cable, hoarder, Minecraft, Movie, OpenOffice document, organization, Playback, research, smp, Storage, Technology, television, Title, TV

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	4539
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we organize our “kino” (that’s fancy talk for movies) in the most outrageous way possible.

We store our movies on external HDDs and keep a catalog in an OpenOffice document because why not make things complicated, right? Each HDD is labeled with a dramatic title like “HDD 7 movie” and we list all the movies in a never-ending format that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! To watch our movies, we connect our computers to our TVs using a 10-meter-long HDMI cable because who needs convenience when you can have chaos, am I right?

Our document is a whopping 83 pages long, with one line per movie, anime, or cartoon. And get this, each entry includes the title and date, which we researched ourselves because we’re just that dedicated to our craft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most insane way to organize your movies that you never knew you needed. Who needs simplicity when you can have sheer madness?

⭐❤️ FUNTIME ❤️⭐ ⎝SERVER FOR GRIEFERS⎠ ⚡⚡⚡ Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, funtime, Griefers, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

The owner of the “FUNTIME SERVER FOR GRIEFERS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

boss.fairytavern.fun

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, please, please similar, Server, SIMILAR, similar this, this please, this..

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only boogied down to disco music! Join our server to uncover more wacky secrets like this and claim your own loot-filled dance party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. It’s a clucking good time that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and adventuring for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

Best Isekai Protagonists Minecraft SMP

Anime, best protagonists, FANTASY, female empowerment, Female Heroes, female isekai characters, female isekai leads, female leads, female main characters, Female Protagonists, female protagonists in isekai, Female Role Models, female-centered stories, female-driven narratives, Females, gender representation, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonists, smp, strong female characters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like being transported to a whole new world, just like your favorite isekai anime! And who better to navigate this new world than females, who always seem to be the best isekai protagonists in anime? Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer this crazy Minecraft realm and become the ultimate isekai queen! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a land filled with talking animals and magical powers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!