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CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	3900	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3438

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	3778
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!