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Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Votes:	8719	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	8588
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Votes:	7510
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

1.21, ADD, Apart), Builds, Community, Discord, Help, ihben, Included, interested, Join, looking, Lucky, maybe, Minecraft, more, Players, SC_OFF, Server, Shops, smp, sprinkle, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	288

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Items Found:	1367	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9193
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ores Mined:	2384	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!