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NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6166
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7490
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	242

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	9786	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	9121

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2945
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!