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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9000 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1840 | Magic Items Found: | 3300 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!