| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9357 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7950 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4227 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 7178 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2829 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 338660 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1902 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 183 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1360 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6488 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
