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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

adorable, animal, Aquatic, cute, cute shark, fins, funny, humor, love, marine life, meme, Ocean, partner, relationship, rule, sea creature, shark wife, Sharks, SharkyCraft, Spouse, teeth, Underwater, Wife, Wives

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Towns Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Star Shards Collected:	265	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

assured, blocky, Calm, Casual, Chill, collected, Composed, CONFIDENT, Cool, easygoing, indifferent, laid back, McBlockface, mom, nonchalant, poised, Relaxed, self-assured, self-confident, Serene, Suave, Thinks, unflappable, unruffled, Youre

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
New Chunks Explored:	250153	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

BROWN, Hand, Hindu, India, Indian Immigration, Invaders, lolz, Minecraft, Political, rakesh, Sati, Server, Shit, STOP HINDU INVADERS, tranny, White

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	644259	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchantments Applied:	187	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

employee dissatisfaction, employee guidance, employee supervision, factory hierarchy, factory operations, factory work, ineffective management, laborer supervision, lack of leadership, madness, managerial accountability, managerial incompetence, managerial responsibilities, middle management criticism, middle managers, Minecraft, production oversight, question.., supervisors, SURVIVE, task delegation, training new employees, warehouse management, workplace inefficiency

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6381
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

1. Know the difference, Awareness, Clarity, cognition, comprehension, Crafty, creeper, Difference, differentiate, Discernment, discrimination, distinction, DISTINGUISH, education, Expertise, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, knowledge, learning, Perception, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

american history, civil war, confederates, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Crafty, democrats, Democrats vs Confederates, flag controversy, flag symbolism, flies CSA flag, History, Interpretation, Minecraft, partisan politics, party affiliation, Political, political beliefs, political commentary, rule, Southern Democrats, Southern heritage, Symbolism, world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8524	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	3870
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!