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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9304 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
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