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Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	381	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	247994	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Underground Cities Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	405654	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	4964	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8421	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!