| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5963 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6057 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 8328 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3879 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 807 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4281 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 140 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4374 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3141 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3747 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9366 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2691 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 21 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 656 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 176 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2894 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 62185 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 286 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
