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PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie

false advertising, Marketing, Manipulation, PlugPullProbs, Battery

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.

we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.

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Neymar’s Minecraft Server – Where even the pros need a break!

Server, World Cup, football, star player, neymar

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all block-building enthusiasts!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with legendary players like Neymar Jr. himself. Yes, that’s right, the Brazilian NT missed him last night because he was too busy dominating our server with his epic redstone creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad pigs who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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The Not-So-Perfect SMP: A Dysfunctional Adventure in Java 1.21 with a Hermitcraft twist!

armor stands, Twist, Redstone, Events, Survival

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Server Version 1.21

Server Type Semi-vanilla

Minimum Age 15+

Application Process Required

Join the Perfectum SMP Today!

Join our server for a unique and authentic survival experience with a welcoming community.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: To join, you must submit an application through our Discord server or the official website. Our team reviews applications within a week.

Q: What type of players is the Perfectum SMP server best suited for?

A: The server is best suited for skilled and unique players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc. We welcome experienced Minecraft enthusiasts.

Q: What features can I expect on the Perfectum SMP server?

A: The server includes dedicated moderators, a carefully selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community of over 300 members.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: Yes, the server is suitable for players aged 15 and above.

Q: Where can I find more information about the Perfectum SMP server?

A: Visit our Discord server or official website for more information and to start your adventure with us!

Discord Server | Server Website

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🌎 Infinity Isles: Where even the creepers know everyone’s pronouns

Infinity, Application Process, server expansion, weekly fishing contests, weekly events
Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview

Server Type Semi-vanilla Java

Age Requirement 18+

Location East US coast

What Makes Us Stand Out?
Join us today!

Apply in our Discord server.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: What are the donation perks?

A: Donation perks are non-pay-to-win and include commands like /sit and /lay, as well as access to the player head database.

Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?

A: Yes, our staff team swiftly handles griefers and rolls back any damage caused by them.

Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?

A: Yes, we actively encourage players to help develop the server’s appearance by contributing to building projects.
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EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Salzburg, Failure, sports, Credit, lack of experience

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

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CraftySamsungProfitz1400

jump, 1400%, Business, Financial, Performance

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SAMSUNG ON STEROIDS, EXPECT PROFITS TO JUMP BY MORE THAN 1,400% WHEN YOU JOIN! WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA. COME JOIN FOR A WILD RIDE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND THE LOST CITY OF DIAMONDIA, WHERE THE STREETS ARE LITERALLY PAVED WITH DIAMONDS. DON’T MISS OUT, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE STUCK IN LOSERVILLE FOREVER.

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CraftyActorsGuild

talent, CONVINCING, Hollywood, method acting, amazing liars

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

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Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Minimum Age	15+
Application Process	Required

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java
Age Requirement	18+
Location	East US coast

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CaveExamFailCraft

learning environment, high ceilings, sex, exam results, academic achievement

come join our epic minecraft server where high ceilings are banned because apparently they make you dumber according to some study! so if you want to ace those exams and become a genius, this is the place to be! our virtual world is filled with low ceilings to boost your brain power and make you the smartest player around.

we have transformed our server into a giant study hall where you can cram for exams while mining for diamonds. who needs textbooks when you have pickaxes, right? and don’t worry about distractions, because we have banned all mobs except for the occasional friendly sheep to keep you company.

plus, our server is filled with secret underground tunnels and hidden rooms for you to explore. who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure trove of enchanted books and potions that will give you an edge in the game.

so come join us and level up your brain power while having a blast in our low-ceilinged minecraft world. who needs real life exams when you can conquer virtual ones instead?

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Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

Village, Ban, Whitelist, Nations, CREEPERS

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

Performance

Perfectum SMP Server Overview

Join the Perfectum SMP Today!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

Q: What type of players is the Perfectum SMP server best suited for?

Q: What features can I expect on the Perfectum SMP server?

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the Perfectum SMP server?

Q: Where can I find more information about the Perfectum SMP server?

Welcome to Infinity Isles!

Overview

What Makes Us Stand Out?

Join us today!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What are the donation perks?

Q: Are griefers dealt with promptly?

Q: Can I participate in player-run projects?