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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6368 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4682 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.