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Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crops Grown:	9931	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Zombie Dances:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	New Chunks Explored:	893736

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3494

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Farms Harvested:	959

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

big 3, big 3 influence, blocky, Bois, club, influence, long trail

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

acceptance, bullying, CraftyFagz, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., Diversity, equality, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful words, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, offensive language, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, worries

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2651	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

Background, blocky, Class, class dynamics, Clown, Country, economic class, education, Flag, income, Lifestyle, McBlockface, middle class, Minecraft, opportunities, Privilege, Server, social class, social hierarchy, society, Status, upbringing, Upper Class, wealth, Working class

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

#youtube, Chaos, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, LIVESTREAMING, meets, millie, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, YeetCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	116	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Towns Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!