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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	235

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	8655	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	823653
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	1368
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Crops Grown:	8426	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?