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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9608 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2248 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with Diamond Blocks. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant LOLcat and started singing 80s pop songs. True story!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players go in and come out as superheroes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.