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BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	517

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

excessive swearing/offensive

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	6956	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9819	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MomTalkMinecraft Server

MomTalkMinecraft, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1081
Enchantments Applied:	87	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe haven from toxic relationships and crazy family dynamics.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom criticizing your interior design choices. You can mine for diamonds without the fear of your dad getting mad at you for not doing the dishes. And best of all, you can join our therapy group sessions where we work through our virtual family issues by building pixelated bridges instead of burning real ones.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family therapy when you have a pickaxe and a stack of TNT to blow up your problems? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SnoozeCraft – Alarm Edition

ALARM, Apologize.., Behavior, buffet, christmas, costumes, disturbance, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Friends, iPhone, medication reminder, Permission, phone alarm, Possession, scolded, Show, SnoozeCraft, snoozing, stranger, Theater

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch someone else’s property without getting scolded? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of snoozing alarms on iPhones left unattended at dinner theaters!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in your ear. But fear not, on our server, you can tap that snooze button without any repercussions! Your friends and family will be amazed at your bravery as you take matters into your own hands.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories just waiting to unfold. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items, or even encounter a group of players who will thank you for snoozing their alarms.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knew touching someone else’s property could lead to such epic moments in Minecraft? Don’t be a snooze, be a hero on our server!

StabbedCraft: Last Words?

ambulance, death, emergency, emergency room, fear, final words, Goodbye, Help, Hospital, injury, last words, life flashing before my eyes, mortality, Pain, shock, stabbed, StabbedCraft, Tragedy, Trauma, unexpected, violence, Words

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3281	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1794	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”

CraftyCraftyRight

afd, controversy, CraftyCraftyRight, donation account, Europe, extremism, far right, finance, fundraising, germany, Germany politics, illegal, investigation, nationalist, News, political party, Politics, right wing, scandal, Shut down, Shutdown

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4026	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “eww, far-right politics are bad” and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we’re all about the far-left, man! we got rainbow flags everywhere and free hugs for everyone! join us and fight against the evil forces of the far-right! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next move against the oppressors. come join us and be a part of the revolution, dude!