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KociusiowoPVP

Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farmer, Guilds, Hardcore, KociusiowoPVP, Leveling system, Mage, minecraft server, Mods, Pirate, Plots, PvE, PvP, rp, RPG, Towny, Treasure Hunter, villager

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our club server. I invite you to play RP PVP RPG on our server and of course to our community. There is no pressure on anything, everyone can play as they want. There are interesting mods, guilds and plots. Come in, become a mage, farmer, villager, pirate or treasure hunter, the choice is yours, leveling system and dungeons, you have to check it out!

141.95.72.100:25684

Welcome to EclipseMC: Where Vanilla meets Anarchy, and chaos reigns supreme!

adventurers, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Discord, EclipseMC, Economy, enthusiasts, Events, Fun, Intuitive, Join, LifeSteal, meets, members, miners, Players, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Share, SUPREME, Survival, Vanilla, vast

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	4578	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

EclipseMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Lifesteal, Vanilla, Mining
Community Size	Large
Join EclipseMC	Discord Link

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
1. What type of players does EclipseMC cater to?	EclipseMC caters to Lifesteal Enthusiasts, Vanilla Adventurers, and regular miners.
2. How large is the community on EclipseMC?	EclipseMC has a large community of players and members.
3. How long has EclipseMC been running?	EclipseMC was started recently but has already amassed a lot of players who enjoy the server.
4. How can I join EclipseMC?	You can join EclipseMC by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Crafty Kids Minecraft Server

adult content, adult themes, age gap relationships, boundary-pushing, controversial content, controversial topics, Crafty, dark themes, Edition, erotic fiction, explicit content, explicit language, fetish content, forbidden love, graphic scenes, horny, Kids, Long tail tags: sexual fantasies, mature audience, mature content, Minecraft, people, risque storytelling, s&s, Server, sexual tension, Straight Shota, taboo relationships, Thread, underage characters

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you horny Minecraft players out there!

Join us on SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and steamy encounters. Our community is full of players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly, so get ready to unleash your inner deviant!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Threadhorny, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of naughty players to join in its debaucherous escapades. Will you be brave enough to face the Threadhorny and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join SS Straight Shota Threadhorny people edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of shamelessness – you’re gonna need it!

‘This is a gamer’ Minecraft SMP

#gamer, console gaming, gamer appreciation, gamer attention, gamer community, gamer culture, Gamer Life, gamer lifestyle, gamer long tail tag, gamer tag, gamer thanks, Gaming, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, online gaming, PC Gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Off” competition, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchantments Applied:	208
Villages Defended:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1895	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Votes:	1175
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!