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Blocky Banters: Rate my Pickaxe

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests and hilarious shenanigans! But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a feature called “Rate my cock” where you can showcase your best rooster builds and have other players rate them. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken coop like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and squawks orders at his loyal subjects. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Chicken King with your poultry prowess, he will grant you access to the fabled Chicken Palace, where golden eggs are said to lay.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate cock connoisseur and earn the favor of the Chicken King himself. Just be prepared for a clucking good time!

SamuraiCraft Minecraft Server

community feedback, Competitive Gaming, esports, fan base growth, fighting games, game development, game reviews, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming tournaments, marketing strategies, Minecraft, online presence, player experience, player-engagement, samurai shodown, Samurai Shodown fans, Samurai Shodown popularity, SamuraiCraft, Server, social media promotion, video games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Samurai Shodown meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two to create the ultimate gaming experience.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where samurais roam the pixelated plains, battling it out with swords made of diamonds and armor crafted from the finest obsidian. But that’s not all – we’ve also added in special power-ups like the ability to summon giant creepers to fight by your side or ride on the back of a dragon as you soar through the skies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, a legendary samurai boss appears in the game, challenging players to an epic duel for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate samurai warrior in a world where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next block!

SMP LaptopShopaholic – How the Craft do you Minecraft SMP for a Laptop these days?

Craft, Days, Intel CPUs, laptop, laptop brands, laptop buying guide, laptop comparison, laptop durability, laptop features, laptop lifespan, laptop longevity, laptop maintenance, laptop market analysis, laptop performance, laptop price range, laptop reliability, laptop reviews, laptop shopping, laptop shopping tips, laptop specifications, laptop technology, laptop trends, LaptopShopaholic, Minecraft, OLED displays, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	236

Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.

So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!

BroWeddingGate: UninvitedAF

acceptance, Apology, Boundaries, brother, BroWeddingGate, Communication, Conflict, disinterest, Disrespect, family, Gay, LGBTQ, love, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, self worth, Support, uninvited, UninvitedAF, validation, Wedding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, with family feuds, unexpected invites, and uninvites to weddings – all over bringing a plus one! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join now and experience the thrill of getting bombarded with messages from relatives, being told to apologize for being yourself, and navigating through the chaos of family dynamics. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a soap opera, join us now and get ready for a drama-filled adventure! Just remember, in this server, the drama is real – but the fun is even more real!

SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2408
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Animals Bred:	166	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Star Shards Collected:	135	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	263	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Items Found:	8953	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	691161	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!