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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6875
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1910	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	230
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	4255
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Holy Grails Found:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun