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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8561 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
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