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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1641	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	3160	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5256
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Crops Grown:	3867
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4468
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!