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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 411 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 3733 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!