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Press Secretary’s Minecraft Server

can’t wait, Communication, current events, fake news, Government, Incoming, incoming press secretary, Journalism, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, peddle your shit, Politics, Press, press briefing, press secretary, Propaganda, public relations, Secretarys, Server, Trump administration, WH press secretary, White House

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of all the fake news and misinformation out there? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate truth-telling paradise! Our incoming White House press secretary is ready to debunk all the lies and set the record straight. So, if you’re ready to laugh in the face of fake news and join a community of truth-seekers, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are hell-bent on exposing the lies of the mainstream media. So, come join us and help fight the good fight against fake news!

BlockyBedSkills

BlockyBedSkills, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, Connection, Empathy, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Open-mindedness, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret potion that makes your character a total stud in bed – no more awkward fumbling around in the dark! Join us and become a Minecraft Casanova in no time. Trust us, your pixelated partner will thank you later.

Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft

alcohol consumption, communication patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, drinking habits, Drunk, emotional health, health, love, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, partner influence, Perception, problematic behavior, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partner, study, substance abuse, Symptoms, young adults, Young men

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

martincitopants is a talented content creator known for his humorous and highly engaging videos on social media platforms. With a background in comedy and video production, martincitopants has amassed a strong following by consistently delivering entertaining and relatable content to his audience. His unique style and charisma have set him apart in the digital space, making him a rising star in the world of online entertainment.

Which Minecraft servers are like MineLachs ?

administrators, building, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, Freebuild, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, OneBlock, Resources, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Updates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	75	Towns Built:	3

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes including minigames, adventure maps, and custom games. With a huge player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to MineLachs .
Pixelmon: If you’re a fan of Pokemon, Pixelmon is the perfect server for you. This server combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved creatures of Pokemon, allowing players to catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokemon in a Minecraft world.
The Hive: The Hive offers a wide range of game modes including parkour, survival games, and more. With a focus on community and player interaction, The Hive provides a fun and engaging multiplayer experience similar to MineLachs .
Mineplex: Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes and active player base. From PvP battles to survival challenges, Mineplex offers a variety of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.
Lifeboat: Lifeboat is a server that focuses on survival gameplay, with challenges and adventures to test your skills. With regular updates and a strong community, Lifeboat offers a similar immersive experience to MineLachs for players looking for a new server to explore.

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XYZ SMP

Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Economy, exploits, Factions, Griefing, Lag, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	113
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

A fun, fully vanilla server to play on with no lag. Exploits are not allowed, and you cannot say slurs in chat. Griefing, trolling, and anything of the sort is allowed.

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DemonPixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, DemonPixel, developers, Friends, Fun, Gamemodes, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Public, PvP, Server, Survival, Training

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

This Is A Public Minecraft Server. Here Yu Can Play Many Gamemodes Like Lifesteal, PvP And Bedwars etc.

Our Server Developers are very trained so you will not face any problems. and you can play with our friends and and some random players.

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Mine Weekly Shonen Jump Server

Anime, bucket, Cliffhanger, death, ending, jump, Manga, manga series, Mystery, Omusuke Kobayashi, plot twist, Psych House, September 9 2024, Server, SHONEN, slice of life, Supernatural, Tragedy, U19 Club, WEEKLY, Weekly Manga Release, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Shonen Jump issue 41/2024, wsj

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Divine Spears Created:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	5184	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the supernatural meets slice of life in the craziest way possible! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “Psych House” by the legendary Omusuke Kobayashi, is where all the wackiness happens.

Join us as we witness Bucket, the bravest of all buckets, kick the bucket and join the U19 Club in the upcoming issue of Weekly Shonen Jump! Will you miss Bucket’s antics? Will you uncover the mystery of why it kicked the bucket so soon? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this epic tale!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories, hilarious adventures, and the most bizarre characters you’ll ever meet. From talking llamas to flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

12 months, bagholders, Blockchain, Caution, Crypto, cryptocurrency, dump, Escape, holy grail, Investment, Kaspa, market, Minecraft, opportunity, price, Recovery, Risk, scaling trilemma, Sell, smp, Tech, trap, volatility

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, cleaning, Cooking, culture, Deep Conversations, Dinner, Focus, HangryCraft, Meetings, mental health, Minecraft, noise, Offense, peace and quiet, Personal, rented house, roommate, Server, Social, stressful job, Unwinding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6247
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3258
Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can cook without cleaning and never have to worry about awkward dinner conversations.

Imagine a place where you can unwind after a long day of stressful meetings by building your dream castle or exploring vast landscapes without any noise or distractions. Our server is the perfect sanctuary for introverts who just want some peace and quiet.

And don’t worry about offending anyone by wanting to be left alone – on our server, you can be as anti-social as you want without any judgment! So come join us and escape the drama of real life for a while. You deserve it!

BullyBashCraft

adoption, alcoholism, body shaming, BullyBashCraft, bullying, child behavior, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, family gatherings, high road, learning experience, lying.., medical condition, public embarrassment, sensitivity, social etiquette, standing up for myself, verbal aggression

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further than our server, where we encourage epic clapbacks and drama-filled moments!

Join us and let loose on our server where you can channel your inner sass and take down any trolls who try to ruin your day. Just like the time I shut down my cousin’s kid with one epic burn that left him in tears – talk about a power move!

So if you’re ready to dish out some serious shade and show off your quick wit, come join our server and let the drama unfold. Who knows, you might just become the reigning queen or king of savage comebacks!