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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8439 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5507 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!